i used to stand in the shower when i was little,like 4, and squeez this pink thing with a white "target locater". I used to play with it the whole time in the shower and refill it with water. intill one day my mom came in to make sure i washed up and she told me that was for her. I got older and i realed i was playing with a douch.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I never used to take shower after going to the beach, because i thought that tans washed off right away.Anon
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- I used to think that toilets led to the shower head. That's why I never took a shower :D— scared
- I used to think that if you go into a shower nothing can hurt you because you're protected by water — Foxxip
- I used to think when I peed in the shower as a kid, the water coming back through the showerhead was my pee.— gregg
- I used to think that trolls lived in my shower drain and showered with my dirty water— Troll bather