When I and my classmates were little we used to believe the vagina area on girls was called the China area. Thus, no one ever did a report on China or ate chinese.
My cousin and friend told me that a woman gets pregnant by eating pistacio pudding. Boy was I scared! I just ate pistacio pudding the day before!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- For the longest time I thought that tapioca pudding was really fish eggs in pudding.— Liz
- I used to believe that the rice in Tapioca pudding was fish eyes. To this day I cannot eat Tapioca pudding.— Stephanie
- I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.— Savana
- When I was a little girl, I thought all babies came from 'China' (a Vagina)— Lainie
- I used to believe that in China, instead of Adam and Eve eating an apple? They believed it was a banana.— smartygirl
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi