Just recently I stopped believing if you rip out your belly button there would be a cord and it would let your spirit free.
needless to say if depression kicked in people'd always say "Did someone stab you?"
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- I used to think that clinical depression was called "cynical" depression.Anon
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- babies come out of your belly button— Kit
- when I was a kid I thought that babies come out of a belly-button.— Ana
- I thought that FDR was an government organization during the Great Depression, not a president.Anon
- When I was a kid my dad told me that if you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off.— Ann