When I was little I was told all children love chocolate. I hated it and lived in real dread for many years that someone would find it out.
A childhood belief about sweeties

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the heart at the beginning of the I Love Lucy Show was made of real chocolate.— Krissa
- My mum told me that cold custard (which I hated) was in fact Banana Blancmange. I lapped it up for years.— Chalky
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott