As a kid, I always thought there was a little projectionist in my head while I slept and showed me my own private movies.
A childhood belief about sleeping

others believed things like this
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid
- I used to think actors in movies sometimes had to actually die to make the movies look real.— Dero
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon
- I thought all the teachers slept at school.— Ryan