At my grandparents house was a cupboard with
containing bottles of spirits. One bottle
that particularly fascinated me was labelled
Teacher's Whisky and I used to think that all
the teachers at school drank it. One day I
poured myself a cupful of Teacher's Whisky and
drank it in a large gulp. The taste was absolutely
vile and it felt like my mouth was on fire. For
many years after that I reckoned that the nasty
taste of Teacher's Whisky was why most of the
teachers at my school were so nasty.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to think that adults drank coffee because the bad taste would wake them up.Anon
- I used to believe that the teacher's lounge was where the teachers went to make out.— Julia
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma