Above the toilet in the bathroom is a small window. While growing up, I used to think that some people were looking through the window and taking pictures of me having a poo. I rested the toilet seat on my back for years so that they wouldn't be able to.
Oh God....
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- I used to think that boy's lifted the toilet seat to pee because their asses were too big.— sydo
- I used to belive that if you didn't hold onto hte toilet seat you would fall in.— silly
- I used to want hemmoriods so I could use a "float tube" in the tub and have a cushy toilet seat like my dad.— Tami