When I was five, my three year old brother and I had found our father's box of special ballons, in his dresser. One day, Mom seemed particularily worried and frazzled, and announced that the banker was coming to meet with our family about backing us with a loan to get us through a rough season. It was essential that the house be clean and us children scrubbed, and on our best behavior. Given there were six of us, Mom lost track and my brother and I were on our own, as usual. We decided to help and decorated the kitchen and living room with Dad's Special Ballons while he and Mom showed the Banker around the farm before lunch. The adults didn't notice our hard work, until after they had come in, sat down and in the middle of grace my mother let out a scream that could be heard, I am sure, miles away.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I used to belive that my parent condoms were ballons is special wrappersAnon
- i used to think that mcdonalds served ballons..(the sign said billions and billions served)Anon
- while my son was crying one day, my little brother announced that "babies cry to let off moisture". ha!— i'm laughing WITH you
- When I was five or six, I was worried that I'd lost my heart because I didn't hear it beating.Anon
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- my older brother told me that if i didnt clean every bit of dirt out of the prints on my feet, i'd die— chel