When I was younger I always thought Holy Communion was chocolate buttons and that the priest wouldn't give it to the younger kids because he was so greedy. Even back then just before my Communion my brothers then informed me it was garlic bread. I was totally confused.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I use to think that garlic was green in garlic butter until I found out that is was chopped parsley :)— Kellie
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- When I was younger, I thought that coke tasted like chocolate.— Ann
- When i was younger my grandma told me that the nuts that was on the bread were bug wings, i still ate it.— Matt
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani