When I was 5, my mom and i hopped in the car to pick up my dad and i asked her why we had to pick him up. She responded "he got fired". My eyes got wide and i said "They're going to shoot daddy!?"
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to think that aeroplanes came to your house to pick you up.Anon
- I used to believe your parents PICK your birthday.— Stella
- if you pick your nose, there will be a tune from itAnon
- I used to believe that one day, my younger brother would be older than me and then he'd pick on me!— Andrew
- I used to believe that airplanes would land in your yard and pick you up.— Rachel
- the poopy man. he would pick your poop up when you flush— annie