I only recently found out that the Cliff Richard & Young Ones song, "Living Doll" is NOT "Living Dog". "i've got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul" So that makes sense now.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought that Little Richard was Cliff Richards younger brother— adam
- Until recently, my friend believed that Richard Starkey was the fifth Beatle.— Spook
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- That there was a zombie living behind the bathtub in the upstairs bathroom.Anon
- I used to believe the living room furniture would party after we all went to sleep.— Ellen
- When I was a child I used to believe that there were dinosaurs living in the mountains near where I live.— Teacher LM