I am thoroughly ashamed of this one - when I was EIGHT I cried myself to sleep over the Meatball Song. I don't know what it's really called - it's the one about "I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed" etc. 6 months later thy tried to teach it to us in music lessons. I went beserk and spent the lesson in the corrior with my hands over my ears.
I still hate that song - now it doesn't upset me but it's too stupid to be funny.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - I also thought that people in different countries coughed, sneezed, laughed, or cried in their own language!— Mini
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B. - My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks — Billy
- When I was a young boy I thought when we cried or when we laughed we won or we lost one minute of our life. — loulou83