When I was very small, my brother and sister (both older) used to tell me that I was ordered out of a "Montgomery Ward" department store catalog. If I misbehaved or pissed off Mom too much, she would simply return me for a better model.
A childhood belief about going shopping
others believed things like this
- When you ordered small fries they were just shorterAnon
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- My sister thought that she could video me by simply inserting the VHS tape into the VCR sideways.
Anon - a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- My grandma told me that if I misbehaved, the men in the garbage truck would take me away forever.— Anika