My dad was a cop, who worked every crazy shoft there was.
I used to believe that Andy Griffith was my Dad and I could watch him at work via the tv.
They were both cops and both named Andy. I just couldn't figure out why Opie never came home.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Andy Rooney, of 60 minutes, was my real father!— KM
- When I was little I believed little men and little women worked inside my body to make everything work.— Ashley
- I could NOT understand why, if a pen worked on paper, it couldn't also write in thin air.— Can you guess what it is yet?
- I used to believe that "euthenasia" was "youth in Asia", and I couldn't figure why that was A Bad Thing.— Kellye
- I used to believe that drug stores sold illegal drugs and I couldn't work out how they got away with it.— Bigg Jase
- I thought that the Allen wrench was named after an actor from Home Improvement, Tim Allen.— Jorge