After being allowed to eat as many beets as I cared to at lunch one day (my gramma was minding me), I was horrified to see later that when I weed, the water turned red. I was convinced I was the first 6-year-old to get her period. When my mum came home, she noticed I was very preoccupied and after getting the horrible truth out of me, proceeded to dress down my gramma for overfeeding me beets and scaring the tar out of me.
A childhood belief about periods

others believed things like this
- i used to think my grandmother's actual name was Gramma!— el kristadore!
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I was horrified when my first period arrived. It wasn't blue, like in the commercials for sanitary towels.— Jane
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- I used to believe that if you weed your pants, an alarm would go off and everyone would know you did it.— Mr Ice Creamie
- when i was young i thought the if i would dress up as a transformer i could fly to school on haloween— ben