when i was in sixth grade i didn't know what masturbating was and someone asked me if i masturbated and i thought they meant masticate so i said yes because of course i chew my food and everyone laughed at me
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I thought i had to chew my food 27 times before i could swallow because Stephanie said it on Full HouseAnon
- I thought if food said it was fat free it meant you could eat as much as you want without getting fat!— Brainhead
- I thought when you chew gum and you swallot it you would choke and die o_o— Courtney
- I thought when you got food poisoning it might someone had put poison in your food— Bootlebat
- I was told that if you chew your hair you end up with a hairball in your stomach and DIE!!!!!— Cat
- I used to wonder why the oven didn't set food on fire!— danielle