When I was little my mom used to tell me I was killing the o-zone layer with my poo-gases.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that being a tiger would be a job like plumber or layer. It was my dream job.— Dom
- i used to believe that serial killers were going around killing all of the cereal— Tiffany
- until I was thirteen I used to believe that "homocide" was two homosexuals killing eachother. Anon
- I used to beleive that cerial killers were cerial makers who went around killing people!— Jenny
- I used to think topping yourself meant killing yourself by spinning upside down, like a spinning top!!— Natasha