When I was little, I asked someone what sex was, and they told me, "When two people put their private parts together." I misunderstood and thought that a man had to place his penis between a woman's breasts and just lie there until the baby was made.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton
- I used to believe that mosquito larvae were baby hammerhead sharks. Made the ditch a very dangerous place!— Karen
I used to believe a man and a woman needed a doctor to put their parts together when they did it.— Phil- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- Someone told me People and fish went to the same place.I thought they meant humans get flushed— MrK