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A childhood belief about excursions

My Nan used to take us to a big theatre to watch a Christmas Panto every year. In front of every seat, there were Binoculars attached, and you had to pay to release them, to get a better view of the performance.

Before the very 1st performance began, my Nan caught me starng at people in the audience through these binoculars.

When asked what I was doing, I replied I'm getting my looks-worth before they blow up!

Little did I know that they weren't on a timer-device!

— Dippy Deb

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