One time when I was a little girl, my dad came in and turned of the TV while I was watching it. Upset at him, I said, "I wish Charlie Brown was my dad!"
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when people died, they turned brown just like plants do when THEY die.— Joey Schwartzman
- When I was a kid, I used to believe if you were watching TV, and you turned it off, it paused.Anon
- My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.— Taylor
- I believed for a long time that brown cows gave chocolate milk!— Evil Mom
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brownAnon