This guy called Mark asked where babies come from. He was told some stuff about semen.
He was confused, because apparantly, people give women mobile phones to have a baby! He was 1 rude toddler.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to think that spam was semen so I was very confused when people talked about buying it in tins.— EB
- I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby. — World's Worst Scientist
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz
- I used to believe that men had baby boys and women had baby girls.— Janis Smith
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon