Me and my cousin Eddie were talking about 'Bela Lagousi's Dead' by Bahaus recently when he sheepishly admitted that for years he'd thought that it was 'Bella the Goose is Dead'....
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that raisins were dead flies. I only recently started to eat them again.— Toinette'
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I thought that when you went over a speedbumb it was a dead person who had been hit by a car!Anon
- WHEN I WAS FIVE I THOUGHT DEAD PEOPLE
JUST GOT THRONE IN THE BIN AT THERE HOUSE.— JESSELEE GWYNNE (VICTORA) - i always thought that a DEAD END sign
as where they put all the road kill.
— pav - I thought when a road sight said Dead End that someone had actually died there.Anon