I used to believe that teachers never went to the bathroom during school. It never occurred to me that when they said they were going to the "office," they were really going to the bathroom.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroomAnon
- I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.Anon
- I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.Anon
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver