When I was little I used to think that if you farted in the shower it wouldn't smell cos the water would wash it clean.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- i used to believe that the "coin wash" was to clean my dirty pennies.— rmutt
- I used to think that if you go into a shower nothing can hurt you because you're protected by water — Foxxip
- I used to think when I peed in the shower as a kid, the water coming back through the showerhead was my pee.— gregg
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon