I always thought that circumcision was like putting your penis on steroids. So, since I am uncircumcised, I would try to hold my foreskin back in hopes of making my dick grow larger and faster.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- I used to believe that stereotypes were people who used steroids.— Confused Stereotype
- I used to think that sharks were dolphins who were really mean on steroids and ridiculous stuff like that.— Tyler Leber
- When I was young ,I used to believe that if you ate a lot of soup you would grow faster .
thx mom — ngl - If you eat your fruits and vegetables you will grow much faster and your muscles will be very happy!— Bruno
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon