when i was little i talked in on my mom in the bathroom and i went up to her and told her she had hair growing "down there". i asked her if she needed me to pick them out for her as i walked up to holding my hand out ready to pull.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to hold my hand over my hair whenever i left the house and it was windy incase my hair blew away— lisa
- When I was a kid I took two showers becaue I thought my hair was a plant and needed the water to grow— Tim
- I used to think that growing pains meant that a tomato plant was growing in your stomach.— Annette
- When I was 14 I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was something you did with your hair!!Anon
- I used to think that everybody's hair was black and if you had blond hair, you dyed your hair.— ~_~CoolKid93_~_
- When I was around 13, my younger brother told me that oral sex was when 2 people talked about sex.Anon