when i was really little i used to think that, because women sat down to go the toilet, that they pissed out of their arse.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.— Chris D
- I used to beleve when i was 4 that the flush on the toilet was to wake up toilet monsters.— Millie
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G