i thought that a boy's penis was always kept tightly tucked under his body (as in, the tip pointing backwards). this seemed the only logical way to keep it from flinging around. i told that to my first boyfriend and he just laughed....
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My brother thought the trees made the wind...logical.— peter
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---
- I used to think that Russian was just English backwards— Millie
- Street signs with the upward pointing arrow was for airplanes. — Tammy