When my sister was very young she asked "Is good Friday next Thursday?" and my daughter, when she was a toddler, told us "I aways clean my teeth, sometimes, never."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was very young, I assumed that false teeth were taken from dead people's teethAnon
- i was told when i was young that if i swollowed gum my stomach would grow teeth to chew it— gammie
- My young daughter thought that night came after the trees ate all the sunlight.— Bruce
- I once refused to believe in Thursday. I'd heard there were seven days in a week, but could only name six.Anon
- My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey— keefdave
- I used to believe that eating burnt toast would make your teeth whiter and would brush your teeth for you.— Natasha