When I was in first grade we attended an assembly. Well this assembly in particular they were going to hand out the awards for perfect attendance etc... Well when I heard my name I went up on stage to get my trophy. Only when I got up there it wasn't even my class they were calling out the awards for it was for the fourth graders. My teacher was on the side calling me telling me that I didn't hear the last name they called on.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the initials NYC stood for "nobody you're calling" Anon
- From the Carpenters hit I always sang "calling octopus of interplanetary craft" instead of "occupants".— Paul
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell