i would tell all my nephews and god sons.... that if they didn't leave their private parts alone that they would fall off. and that is how little girls were made. and i would ask them do you want to be like mommy and me? they would start crying.... but they stopped playing with them selves.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- I used to believe that a "senior discount" was for people who named their sons after them selves— Spencer Tew
- I thought rain was made when God was crying, and wind when God blew on the earth because it was too hot.— Andy T
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- I used to belive kissing boys made your teeth fall out.Anon
- My uncle told me that if I didn't wash my ears when I took a bath, corn would start going out of them.— Ebod