I used to think that farting was the sound the food I ate crying. My uncle used to tell me 'Dont be embarrassed about farting in public, A fart is just the cry of a lonely turd'
Then hed do his famous fart poem
Excuse the gas that had to pass
just be happy I have a clean ass.
He was pretty gross!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to think that farting was flarting. Anon
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon
- I used to believe "flirting" was a girly way of "farting"— x
- I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting. Anon
- I used to believe that earthquakes happened because the earth was farting. — Amanda
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn