I thought "body" meant "butt". My friend and I would giggle every time they said "body" on the news. Now that I think of it, I'm sure that was quite disturbing to our parents since the word "body" is usually used on the news to speak of a dead body.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that "extra body" shampoo meant you could use the runoff suds to clean your body.— Christy
- I used to believe that a funeral organist was the person who collected the body parts of the deadAnon
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- Broken bones meant that your arm or leg was separated from your body.— Kelly Hanson
- When I was little I thought
body shops were places to
work out.— ginny - I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph