When I was a baby I was fed cow's milk because apparently I wouldn't drink my mother's milk. My older brother and sister had told me that you became siblings by drinking the milk from the same person and therefore they had me convinced I was related to cows. Each time I saw one, I remember wondering if it was my sister.
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows Anon
- I didn't believe that a cow's milk and the milk in the fridge were at all related!Anon
- I used to believe I could milk dogs like the cows. This was because I saw a nurse milk his cow.— Laurent and Alexis, French students in eighth grade
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient