I once asked my Mom where babies came from and since she wasn't ready to explain female anatomy to me yet, she told me they came out of the woman's butt. I'm still scarred by that idea to this day.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that to make babies, a man would pee into a woman's butt. There. I said it.— Hu Flung Pu
- I used to think that babies came out of the butt— Claire
- I used to think that babies were made when a male's and female's bellybutton touched each other.Anon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn
- i though that the man and woman couldn't really have babies until marriage,lmao,what a stupid person i was— what a stupid