When I was young, I believed that God had written the Bible. I couldn't read at the time, so I thought that the Bible had the answer to every qestion in the world. Absolutely every one. Needless to say, I was horribly dissappointed when I learned how to read. It seemed to be entirely compromised of Somebody, who begat Someone Else, who begat Yet Another Someone....
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- if you read the bible in the dark your eyes would pop out— chriistabelle
- I used to believe that the Bible was written by Moses, with God whispering everything in his ear, in English. — Jj
- I thought that Samson and Solomon from the Bible were the same person for the longest time...— Laura G.
- This may sound absurd but I thought the numbers next to the Bible versus said what time the person said it at!— Biomeka
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- I once believed that Tusken Raiders from Star Wars Where a Type of Demon like Satan in the BibleAnon