When I was a small boy, I sometimes (was my imagination) got hot when using the Restroom. So therefor I removed all clothes exept my shirt. I thought it was horrible to see poop, so I removed my glasses as well.
I was horrified when I looked under a bathroom stall and saw pants around their ankles. I thought, "Those poor, hot people! They must be so embarrased that they can't remove their clothes!" Later I learned the truth.
I also thought that urinals were for people that didn't want to pull their pants down, so they used a urinal. A stall was for a person who didn't want to be seen while using the toilet.
I was a strange kid =D
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- when i was abotu 5 or 6 i thought that if i were to pull hard enough on my pants, i would float away— Aaron
- I used to believe that only 'poor' people had to go to the bathroom, that 'rich' people didn't.Anon
- i used to think that the word 'clothes' was the plural for 'clo.' so i'd call a sock or a shirt a clo. — jessimocha
- I used to believe that clothes got smaller if you didn't wear them very often.Anon
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I used to believe that overweight people were heavy because they didn't poop.Anon