I used to think the lyrics to Invisible Touch were "She seems to have a fizzy bottle top, yeah!" In fact, I *still* sing it that way... hehe. :)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i know someone who used to believe that fizzy mieral water came out of the ground fizzy!!Anon
- I thought the "physically fit" lines in the song "I Like to Move It" were "fizzy coloured feet".Anon
- Yesterday I realised that invisible ink doesn`t make me invisible.— Jonathan Eleven years old
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare