In the Michael Bolton song "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", I thought the lyrics were..."tell me all about it, tell me 'bout your fans and makeup". Really it was "tell me all about it tell me 'bout the plans your makin". Oops.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was 'bout 4, I used to believe that
people with mullets were "in- betweeners" as in not boy nor gurl.— Kristen - i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I used to believe that Elvis died when he was trampled by fans.— Aretia
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew