There was a kid at nursery called Ashley and he must have hated me because I kept telling him he was saying it wrong, and that he was called "Actually!"
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon
- I used to think that because there was a state called Washington, there was also a state called Dryington.— Jasonchic
- -nursery rhymes-
i used to believe that cows could jump over the moon when I was a kid.— Aloysius - I used to think that 7-Up was called "Zup" until I realised the "Z" was actually a Seven!— Vic