My friend and I told her little sister that her belly button was where her parent blew her up and tied the knot. Her sister was mortified and ran and asked her mom....
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- I used to believe your belly button was a knot that held you together - my parents had wierd anatomical views— anne
- Thanks to my grandmother, I used to believe that my belly button was where Jesus blew me up with a straw.— Michele
- My younger sister used to believe that in everybody's belly button there lived a family of squirrels.— Sophie
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- When I was a kid my dad told me that if you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off.— Ann