i believed if u farted so loudly and violently u would fly up into space and explode by the almighty gases inside u. i still believe this now and i have never farted loudly since!!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- when i was little i used to think that when i farted, that a little monster inside me was trying to get out. — annie
- i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up— the nuclear fart
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- When very little I completely believed the mascot for Lucky Charms was the Almighty God.— Brendan