When I was young I believed that if you farted when it was cold outside smoke would come out of your bootie the same way it does mouth. So when I would have to fart and I was waiting for the school bus I would hold it until I was sure that no cars were coming by so that no one would no that I pooted.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- I thought that people were like cars because cars have exhaust pipes, and people fart.— Matt
- i was scared to fart outside in cold weather because i thought u would be able to see the steam.— xJeNneSceNcEx
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!— ahh!