When I was younger, my older sister convinced me that the words "sock" and "pervert" meant the same thing. You can imagine wha my mom said when I decared "there's a load of dirty pervets in my room".
Biatch.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- When I was a kid my dad told me that in a package of socks there was a right sock and a left sock.— Christina
- My older sister had me convinced that noodles grew on trees, but that rice was man-made...— Trusting little brother
- When I was younger, I thought my brother kept eating my dirty socks, and that's why his feet smelled.— Kail
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon