When i was a child i used to believe that my father owned all the cinemas in my city, because each time we went to the cinema we were never made to queue up. And i was very proud of my father. But when i understood that he just had a privilege card i was very disappointed
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- When I was a child I used to belive that my father had forever been a 40 years old man.— Nicola
- When I was a child my father warned me that if i picked my nose, my eye would fall out!— ras
- I thought a Debit card was actually called a Debt card.— Kilgore
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox