I used to believe that Winnie the Pooh was a turd. My Mother used to read the books to me and I was not exposed to the Disney version of the stories when I was young. I guess I must have confused "Pooh" with "poo".
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that white dog pooh that you used to see a lot was what little white scottie dogs didAnon
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.— linds
- I used to think that if you held a turd in for more than an hour it would give you bad breath— phil
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I used to believe that Disney World was in the clouds.. because you always had to fly to get there..— alskdf