Last year I baked a set of cookies for Santa to eat, and I warned my whole family not to touch the cookies. The next day, the cookies had bites taken out of 'em, but Santa didn't leave any presents! From that day, I believed Santa was a slob and a dirty thief. I stopped believing in him last year.
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- Croutons are called "Salad cookies"Anon
- I used to wonder why fortune cookies never predicted something bad like "you will fall off a cliff"— Izual
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- when i was a child,i used to believe that Santa claus drove a car and all the presents were in the boot— narration
- I used to believe that Santa Ana winds actually came from the city of Santa Ana, CA— Fishfood
- I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella