When I lived in Nairobi, Kenya as a high school kid, we went out to dinner one night with another family that had a little 5 year old kid. He was extremely excited in the car ride to the restaurant, which nobody understood, until we got there and he was instantly bewildered, then crushed. "What? This isn't a CARNIVAL!" he whined. The name of the restaurant was The Carnivore.
Poor kid; he had it wrong all along!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "BYO" was a name of a restaurant.— Ames
- My parents used to own a Restaurant. I belived the lobsters in the tank were pets.— Ned
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- I used to think that a "carnival barker" was a person who barks like a dog at a carnival.Anon
- I used to believe that all the first names of judges was Justice till I was doing my 4th high school year.— Tafadzwa
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon