My daughter asked why I didn't come to the school assemblies. I explained that it was difficult for mummy as I had to work. She then proceeded to tell me that I didn't know what I was missing out on as 'God' comes to the assemblies. I later realised that she was talking about the Priest!
A childhood belief about classes
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- I didn't understand about boiled eggs until my Mum explained I wasn't supposed to eat the shell as well.— Chris