I used to think that you had to buy hard-ons at the store. I think it was my mother who told me that after watching "Then an Now" ( good movie!). I thought that they were like condoms that had sort of a plastic dildo thing in the end. I didn't know guys got erections so this seemed perfectly logical to me. I'm a freak . . .
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When my brother would go by condoms i thought that guys had period and that is what they usedAnon
- i used to believe a dildo was a thing that people sewed on when their thingy fell off.Anon
- thanks to the movie "Coneheads" i thought bubble gum made condoms..— Coneheads is fake!!!
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- i used to believe that condoms were thing that u put in your mouth and they would melt and kill all the spermAnon
- I thought “guerrilla tactics” meant fighting like a gorilla— beating your chest and that sort of thing.— Kai